Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Same shit different day

Everytime the girl I sit next to at work goes on leave (which seems to be all the fucking time, does she ever actually do any work?), I get a note scrawlled on a post it note and slapped on my screen. It says,

"Can you water my plants?"

She means the small fucking rain forrest that adorns her desk and regularly encraches on mine. One day I am going to get the balls up to slap a note back on her screen saying

"Water your own fucking plants".

And then wait for her to come back to her dead rain forrest. Until that day comes I'm just going to smile meakley and water them.

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