BASTARDS!!!!

I've just booked a flight with Ryan Air, and do you know what those bastards have done? Do you know what the cheeky fuckers, those tight fisted shits, those crapy snot nosed stitch up merchant wankers have actually gone and fucking done? They've charged me £5, yes FIVE FUCKING POUNDS, for the pleasure of using my debit card to pay for it. That's right, they charge you for being charged, you pay for the pleasure of paying.

I could go round the corner to the co-op, pick my way past the wino on the door step that is always there when I go in and use my crad to buy a packet of polos and they wouldn't have the cheek to do that to me.

Ryan Air are a bunch of shits.

Official.