Last week I did something rash, oh very rash, very rash indeed.

I download the official world jamboree single, cunningly entitled “Jambo”. (Do you see what they did there?).

This tune is awful, it really is, it sounds like the evil offspring of an S-club 7 B side and Michael Jackson in one of his weirder moments. It’s cringe worthy in the extreme and I bought it! I’d thought the Eurojam one was bad, but this?......

But what’s this? In an idle moment at work, staring out the window, I find myself humming, and what is that tune I’, humming? Need you ask? Do you even need to guess? It’s that bloody song! It’s irritatingly catchy and it will be stuck in my head forever now.

And there’s not a bloody thing I can do about it.

The Bastards!